Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations/If You Want Love

  • Published on Jun 3, 2016

    Update: Captions added! From the show "Make Happy" on Netflix. The full show is available on Netflix worldwide. Bo's Channel -

  • World Wide Fluff
    World Wide Fluff 9 months ago

    I mean, he's totally right.

  • Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos?
    Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? 1 month ago

    You can't lower your expectation if its already the lowest it could possible be

  • AnimeDjGirl101
    AnimeDjGirl101 5 months ago perfect guy is gay?

  • Darcey Haynes
    Darcey Haynes 4 months ago

    This couldn’t be more accurate, I love it so much

  • and peggy
    and peggy 5 months ago

    ive literally lowered my standards to "alive"

  • carynimations
    carynimations 4 months ago

    "because Prince Charming will never settle for you" ~sick burn by Bo Burnham

  • like to get a dolphin
    like to get a dolphin 3 months ago

    Love can also make us suck more.

  • Buff Natsuki
    Buff Natsuki 1 month ago

    I like that he covers both genders and makes this song grim but not sad.

  • Awesome Zacharie
    Awesome Zacharie 5 months ago

    "But love can make us suck less" Its the opposite actually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Prremium
    Prremium 10 months ago

    He made a real doll joke and no one reacted.

  • madison nguyen
    madison nguyen 2 months ago

    this is the real “send this to your crush witout context”

  • Chimchim Jellybean
    Chimchim Jellybean 1 month ago

    I think we are missing one of the best lines here: "And if he's got a thing for feet, say Fuck it, sweep me off them!" 

  • shona.
    shona. 1 month ago

    who else thought he was gonna say, “guess what? he’s gay!” 

  • Renee The Day
    Renee The Day 1 month ago

    "A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy." Todoroki Shouto, amiright?

  • TheQuietKid
    TheQuietKid 3 weeks ago


  • SleepyCry
    SleepyCry 1 month ago (edited)

    What does he mean by "the perfect guy doesn't exist"???? He's the person in this video playing the piano-

  • Doggo Luz
    Doggo Luz 2 months ago

    2:53 The way Bo says “love” here is the reason I’m still breathing.

  • Slothiger Wawawa
    Slothiger Wawawa 3 months ago

    We all want love How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight? Wooo!!! Yeah, woo that sadness out Theres more where that came from Ladies, I know what you want... want... want [Verse 1] You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough A feminist who likes to pay for stuff The kind of guy that gets along with your friends Without being attracted to any of them A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy; A half good, half bad, half boy Loves your brothers is sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend [Bridge 1] You might think this guy only exists in your mind Guess what: You're Right! [Chorus] If you want love, lower your expectations a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you If you want love, just pick a guy and love him And if he's got a thing for feet say "fuck it" sweep me off them [Interlude] Now the good things is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women. He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song [Verse 2] You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot The kind of girl that you can show to your folks Loves the movies you like and always laughs at your jokes A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl; A brand new, really hot, real doll Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice Only ever uses you to tickle her throat with... [Bridge 2] You might think this girl only exists in your mind But she's real but last week she died [Chorus] If you want love, lower your expectations a lot You might think your dick is gift but I promise it's not If you want love, just pick a girl and love her Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer [Verse 3] I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob Somebody with bedhead and a dead end job 'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect We want perfect children a perfect life A perfect husband or a perfect wife But deep down we know, we don't deserve it, but... We all deserve love even on the days when we aren't our best, 'Cause we all suck but love can make us suck less We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive And I would know I just turned 25

  • Someone You Don't Know
    Someone You Don't Know 1 year ago

    I lower my expectations in everything to unlikely low standards so it is impossible to have anything less than those standards and I'm never disappointed and almost always suprised.

  • No Name
    No Name 1 month ago

    I want a kind , Nice , Good , acceptable , relatively pleasant , Socially acceptable Human girl But I'm a bit of a Work in progress Cucumber with anxiety twat.