The Greatest Pizza Order Ever

  • Published on May 20, 2017
  • I was VERY hungry, and didn't have time to sit there and explain it all. So I decided to fast rap my entire pizza order.

  • Mac Lethal
    Mac Lethal 9 months ago

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  • Ali Safdari
    Ali Safdari 6 months ago

    “Hey can you do that rap again to my boss?”

  • Maia Jenkins
    Maia Jenkins 3 months ago

    1x Pepperoni pizza 15.99 1x Combo pizza 18.99 2x Supreme pizza 23.99 2x Deep Dish pizza 29.99 1x 20,000 inch meat lovers with gooey(extra) cheese. (13.5x larger than the world's largest pizza) 2599.99 1x Margherita pizza 13.99 1x Order of Buffalo mozzarella or Taco Pizza covered in pepper 49.99 1x Detroit Style Greek Pizza 8.99 7x Extra Large BBQ meat pizzas 119.99 5x Big Cheese Pizza 74.99 1x Pizza made of money with $2000 in the crust 1999.99 57x pepperoni Pizza's with sausage, Canadian Bacon (Good choice!), Garlic and mozzarella 969.99 1x Jello and Pudding Pizza 12.99 (Vat19) 1x Game of Thrones Pizza covered in Fried Dragon Meat with jalapeno peppers. 24999.99 1x Old Pizza from old elementary school cafeteria available on Friday. 3.99 1x Chinese Pizza filled with egg rolls on a personal pan. 6.99 1x Pizza with BBQ chicken with pineapple, garlic, onion, light mushrooms, light parmesan, light ham, light cheddar, cheesy macaroni with golden crust not mushy 19.99 1x chocolate chip cookies 2.99 ------------------------------------------------------ A total of 85 pizzas and one cookie ? x Unquantifiable amount of Dr. Pepper 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Mountain Dew 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Coke 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Sprite 2.99 ------------------------------------------------------ A total of ? Beverages and 1x Female driver to feed him 99999.99 (black market) 1x Wife to hold her butt (free) ---------------------------------------------------- A total of 2 women With a payment of $130972.72 (USD). This took 34 minutes for writing, and 16 minutes for researching prices, and 10 minutes for editing. In conclusion, ordering this ludicrous amount of food would bankrupt most people and typing all of this was a waste of time you type and calculate, pls like :)

  • adrian XD
    adrian XD 2 months ago (edited)

    when your phone is 1%

  • Vishwadeep Sonawane
    Vishwadeep Sonawane 2 weeks ago

    I wish Pizza guy was Eminem.

  • ATR Swifty
    ATR Swifty 2 months ago

    If the pizza guy repeated everything ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ

  • Mac Lethal
    Mac Lethal 1 year ago (edited)

    Hi! I wanna order pizza and Yelp says you’re a good place But I got a long order that’s quite serious so, wipe that smile off your face… I can see it I need a pepperoni pizza in a jiffy… "Ok...Is that it?..." Hell no that ain’t it! Stay with me! I need a combo, and a couple supremes a couple deep dish pizzas to bust through my jeans Sent a 20,000 inch meat lovers where the cheese as gooey and a female driver that’ll feed it to me I need a Margherita pizza with some buffalo mozzarella a taco pizza pie that you can cover with sausage peppers a Detroit style Greek pizza 7 extra large BBQ meat pizzas 5 big pizzas please with absolutely no meat baby boy, nothing but cheese i need a pizza made of money with a couple of geez stuffed in the crust. Take it out the register if you must. 57 pepperoni pizzas with some sausage Canadian bacon a little garlic and some mozza… rella you sound like a pretty nice fella so throw a little pizza in made out of pudding and jello I got a COUPLE people that are coming over tonight i need some Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew some Coke and some Sprite i need a couple other things i hope it’s alright because you sitting there like “OH MY GOD HE”S FLOWING IS SO TIGHT" i need a Game of Thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat a jalapeño habanero pepper for the savage heat and if you think i’m getting to cool i want the pizza from my old elementary school cafeteria. that we used to get on Fridays. oh man, it was perfect and damn, I’ve read 285 books this year, my man so you better bring me 10 personal pans a Chinese pizza, fill it with egg rolls i’ll jump into it like I’m Philip deFranco I’m gonna pay you gonna give you my bankroll i’m thinking of sticking and breaking a mill with insane flows Woo I want some pizza with some BBQ chicken a little pineapple to get the little heart in me ticking im gonna eat it with my wife while i hold her butt I’m taking a nibble off the end right off the golden crust Put a little garlic and some onion in the middle of the crust and go and sprinkle it with some Funyuns add a little parmesan a little ham a little cheddar and some cheesy macaroni swear to god it makes it better i don’t care if anybody wanna judge me for the food i’m getting i just wanna cater to the party and the mood i’m in i just wanna pizza i know it’s the best and tomorrow i’ll have the leftovers for breakfast Make sure that crust is not a bit mushy AND YEAH PLEASE THROW IN A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE Because I'm a thug.

  • HardConfig
    HardConfig 3 months ago

    [Intro] - Hi! I wanna order pizza, and Yelp says you’re a good place But I got a long order, that’s quite serious, so wipe that smile off your face… I can see it. I need a pepperoni pizza in a jiffy… "Ok... Is that it?" - Hell no, that ain’t it! Stay with me! [Verse] I need a combo and a couple supremes A couple deep dish pizzas that'll bust through my jeans Send a 20,000 inch meat lovers where the cheese as gooey And a female driver that’ll feed it to me I need a margherita pizza with some buffalo mozzarella A taco pizza pie that you can cover with sausage peppers A Detroit style Greek pizza 7 extra large BBQ meat pizzas 5 big pizzas, please! With absolutely no meat, baby boy, nothing but cheese I need a pizza made of money with a couple of geez Stuffed in the crust. Take it out the register if you must 57 pepperoni pizzas with some sausage Canadian bacon, a little garlic and some mozza… rella You sound like a pretty nice fella So throw a little pizza in made out of pudding and jello I got a couple people that are coming over tonight I need some Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew, some Coke and some Sprite I need a couple other things, and I hope it’s alright Because you sitting there like: “Oh my God he's flowing is so tight" I need a Game of Thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat A jalapeño habanero pepper for the savage heat And if you think I’m getting to cool I want the pizza from my old elementary school Cafeteria. That we used to get on Fridays Oh man, it was perfect and damn I’ve read 285 books this year, my man You better bring me 10 personal pans! A Chinese pizza, fill it with egg rolls I’ll jump into it like I’m Philip DeFranco I’m gonna pay, gonna give you my bankroll I’m thinking of sticking and breaking a mill with insane flows WOO! I want some pizza with some BBQ chicken A little pineapple to get the little heart in me ticking I'm gonna eat it with my wife while I hold her butt I’m taking a nibble off the end right off the golden crust Put a little garlic and some onion In the middle of the crust and go and sprinkle it with some funyuns Add a little parmesan, a little ham, a little cheddar And some cheesy macaroni swear to God it makes it better I don’t care if anybody wanna judge me for the food I’m getting I just wanna cater to the party and the mood I’m in I just wanna pizza, I know it’s the best And tomorrow I’ll have the leftovers for breakfast! Make sure that crust is not a bit mushy And, oh yeah, please, throw in a chocolate chip cookie Because I'm a thug

  • Adolf Hitler
    Adolf Hitler 3 weeks ago

    Did you rapped it again for his boss tho?

  • Crystal Gray
    Crystal Gray 2 months ago

    "Can you do that rap again for my boss" best line there

  • !gaming ghost!
    !gaming ghost! 2 months ago (edited)

    I'll have two number 9's A number 9 Large A number 6 with extra dip A number 7 Two number 45's, one with cheese And a LARGE soda.

  • Derply Derp
    Derply Derp 1 month ago

    When he asked if he can do the rap again to his boss, he still does not realize the boss is over the phone

  • Anass Attik
    Anass Attik 3 months ago

    Vsauce rapping???

  • MyGuyAvilla 187
    MyGuyAvilla 187 2 months ago

    Anyone else still looking for the lyrics in the comments like on music vids???

  • [CK9C] ChaoticCanineCulture
    [CK9C] ChaoticCanineCulture 1 year ago

    Well what a coincidence ;) We might be going to the same pizza party.

  • teondre hughes
    teondre hughes 1 month ago

    he's been a premium member at that store ever since

  • アブド エラフマンファイサル
    アブド エラフマンファイサル 1 week ago

    2 number 9 ,a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7, 2 number 45 one with cheese n a large soda.