I was VERY hungry, and didn't have time to sit there and explain it all. So I decided to fast rap my entire pizza order.
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“Hey can you do that rap again to my boss?”
omg, this is real cheese pizza!
I was half expecting the pizza guy to rap back the entire order
Hey can you do that rap again to my boss
Suddenly the Pizza delivery is Eminem
Well what a coincidence ;) We might be going to the same pizza party.
Eminem is not the fastest rapper anymore.
I DONT FRIGGING KNOW ANYMORE!!!!!
”Hey can you do that rap again to my boss?” lol
~I need a combo and a couple supremes
A couple deep dish pizzas that'll bust through my jeans
Send a 20,000 inch meat lovers where the cheese as gooey
And a female driver that’ll feed it to me
I need a margherita pizza with some buffalo mozzarella
A taco pizza pie that you can cover with sausage peppers
A Detroit style Greek pizza
7 extra large BBQ meat pizzas
5 big pizzas, please!
With absolutely no meat, baby boy, nothing but cheese
I need a pizza made of money with a couple of geez
Stuffed in the crust. Take it out the register if you must
57 pepperoni pizzas with some sausage
Canadian bacon, a little garlic and some mozza… rella
You sound like a pretty nice fella
So throw a little pizza in made out of pudding and jello
I got a couple people that are coming over tonight
I need some Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew, some Coke and some Sprite
I need a couple other things, and I hope it’s alright
Because you sitting there like: “Oh my God he's flowing is so tight"
I need a Game of Thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat
A jalapeño habanero pepper for the savage heat
And if you think I’m getting to cool
I want the pizza from my old elementary school
Cafeteria. That we used to get on Fridays
Oh man, it was perfect and damn
I’ve read 285 books this year, my man
You better bring me 10 personal pans!
A Chinese pizza, fill it with egg rolls
I’ll jump into it like I’m Philip DeFranco
I’m gonna pay, gonna give you my bankroll
I’m thinking of sticking and breaking a mill with insane flows
WOO! I want some pizza with some BBQ chicken
A little pineapple to get the little heart in me ticking
I'm gonna eat it with my wife while I hold her butt
I’m taking a nibble off the end right off the golden crust
Put a little garlic and some onion
In the middle of the crust and go and sprinkle it with some funyuns
Add a little parmesan, a little ham, a little cheddar
And some cheesy macaroni swear to God it makes it better
I don’t care if anybody wanna judge me for the food I’m getting
I just wanna cater to the party and the mood I’m in
I just wanna pizza, I know it’s the best
And tomorrow I’ll have the leftovers for breakfast!
Make sure that crust is not a bit mushy
And, oh yeah, please, throw in a chocolate chip cookie
Because I'm a thug
1x Pepperoni pizza 15.99
1x Combo pizza 18.99
2x Supreme pizza 23.99
2x Deep Dish pizza 29.99
1x 20,000 inch meat lovers with gooey(extra) cheese. (13.5x larger than the world's largest pizza) 2599.99
1x Margherita pizza 13.99
1x Order of Buffalo mozzarella or Taco Pizza covered in pepper 49.99
1x Detroit Style Greek Pizza 8.99
7x Extra Large BBQ meat pizzas 119.99
5x Big Cheese Pizza 74.99
1x Pizza made of money with $2000 in the crust 1999.99
57x pepperoni Pizza's with sausage, Canadian Bacon (Good choice!), Garlic and mozzarella 969.99
1x Jello and Pudding Pizza 12.99 (Vat19)
1x Game of Thrones Pizza covered in Fried Dragon Meat with jalapeno peppers. 24999.99
1x Old Pizza from old elementary school cafeteria available on Friday. 3.99
1x Chinese Pizza filled with egg rolls on a personal pan. 6.99
1x Pizza with BBQ chicken with pineapple, garlic, onion, light mushrooms, light parmesan, light ham, light cheddar, cheesy macaroni with golden crust not mushy 19.99
1x chocolate chip cookies 2.99
A total of 85 pizzas and one cookie
? x Unquantifiable amount of Dr. Pepper 2.99
? x Unquantifiable amount of Mountain Dew 2.99
? x Unquantifiable amount of Coke 2.99
? x Unquantifiable amount of Sprite 2.99
A total of ? Beverages
1x Female driver to feed him 99999.99 (black market)
1x Wife to hold her butt (free)
A total of 2 women
With a payment of $130972.72 (USD).
This took 34 minutes for writing, and 16 minutes for researching prices, and 10 minutes for editing. In conclusion, ordering this ludicrous amount of food would bankrupt most people and typing all of this was a waste of time you type and calculate, pls like :)
Note: Credit to Opana_47
.. And one diet coke please!
Can you repeat that order to me please?
What are you expecting him to say?
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I literally got the whole rap down and at the same speed only after a few weeks.
Not sure if anyone cares but just putting that out there
Can I eat at your house?? Lol
No hell Na that's not it
when ur phone on 1 percent XDD