The Greatest Pizza Order Ever

  • Published on May 20, 2017
  • I was VERY hungry, and didn't have time to sit there and explain it all. So I decided to fast rap my entire pizza order.

  • Mac Lethal
    Mac Lethal 7 months ago


  • ChindiChitranna
    ChindiChitranna 2 months ago

    omg, this is real cheese pizza!

  • Memic Gaming
    Memic Gaming 1 month ago (edited)

    Try 2x XD Also 1.25x

  • HardConfig
    HardConfig 1 month ago

    [Intro] - Hi! I wanna order pizza, and Yelp says you’re a good place But I got a long order, that’s quite serious, so wipe that smile off your face… I can see it. I need a pepperoni pizza in a jiffy… "Ok... Is that it?" - Hell no, that ain’t it! Stay with me! [Verse] I need a combo and a couple supremes A couple deep dish pizzas that'll bust through my jeans Send a 20,000 inch meat lovers where the cheese as gooey And a female driver that’ll feed it to me I need a margherita pizza with some buffalo mozzarella A taco pizza pie that you can cover with sausage peppers A Detroit style Greek pizza 7 extra large BBQ meat pizzas 5 big pizzas, please! With absolutely no meat, baby boy, nothing but cheese I need a pizza made of money with a couple of geez Stuffed in the crust. Take it out the register if you must 57 pepperoni pizzas with some sausage Canadian bacon, a little garlic and some mozza… rella You sound like a pretty nice fella So throw a little pizza in made out of pudding and jello I got a couple people that are coming over tonight I need some Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew, some Coke and some Sprite I need a couple other things, and I hope it’s alright Because you sitting there like: “Oh my God he's flowing is so tight" I need a Game of Thrones pizza covered in fried dragon meat A jalapeño habanero pepper for the savage heat And if you think I’m getting to cool I want the pizza from my old elementary school Cafeteria. That we used to get on Fridays Oh man, it was perfect and damn I’ve read 285 books this year, my man You better bring me 10 personal pans! A Chinese pizza, fill it with egg rolls I’ll jump into it like I’m Philip DeFranco I’m gonna pay, gonna give you my bankroll I’m thinking of sticking and breaking a mill with insane flows WOO! I want some pizza with some BBQ chicken A little pineapple to get the little heart in me ticking I'm gonna eat it with my wife while I hold her butt I’m taking a nibble off the end right off the golden crust Put a little garlic and some onion In the middle of the crust and go and sprinkle it with some funyuns Add a little parmesan, a little ham, a little cheddar And some cheesy macaroni swear to God it makes it better I don’t care if anybody wanna judge me for the food I’m getting I just wanna cater to the party and the mood I’m in I just wanna pizza, I know it’s the best And tomorrow I’ll have the leftovers for breakfast! Make sure that crust is not a bit mushy And, oh yeah, please, throw in a chocolate chip cookie Because I'm a thug

  • Typical Vloggerz
    Typical Vloggerz 1 month ago (edited)

    Pizza guy: is this gonna be carry out or delivery? Me: Hi, I WaNt To OrDeR PiZzA

  • Maia Jenkins
    Maia Jenkins 1 month ago

    1x Pepperoni pizza 15.99 1x Combo pizza 18.99 2x Supreme pizza 23.99 2x Deep Dish pizza 29.99 1x 20,000 inch meat lovers with gooey(extra) cheese. (13.5x larger than the world's largest pizza) 2599.99 1x Margherita pizza 13.99 1x Order of Buffalo mozzarella or Taco Pizza covered in pepper 49.99 1x Detroit Style Greek Pizza 8.99 7x Extra Large BBQ meat pizzas 119.99 5x Big Cheese Pizza 74.99 1x Pizza made of money with $2000 in the crust 1999.99 57x pepperoni Pizza's with sausage, Canadian Bacon (Good choice!), Garlic and mozzarella 969.99 1x Jello and Pudding Pizza 12.99 (Vat19) 1x Game of Thrones Pizza covered in Fried Dragon Meat with jalapeno peppers. 24999.99 1x Old Pizza from old elementary school cafeteria available on Friday. 3.99 1x Chinese Pizza filled with egg rolls on a personal pan. 6.99 1x Pizza with BBQ chicken with pineapple, garlic, onion, light mushrooms, light parmesan, light ham, light cheddar, cheesy macaroni with golden crust not mushy 19.99 1x chocolate chip cookies 2.99 ------------------------------------------------------ A total of 85 pizzas and one cookie ? x Unquantifiable amount of Dr. Pepper 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Mountain Dew 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Coke 2.99 ? x Unquantifiable amount of Sprite 2.99 ------------------------------------------------------ A total of ? Beverages and 1x Female driver to feed him 99999.99 (black market) 1x Wife to hold her butt (free) ---------------------------------------------------- A total of 2 women With a payment of $130972.72 (USD). This took 34 minutes for writing, and 16 minutes for researching prices, and 10 minutes for editing. In conclusion, ordering this ludicrous amount of food would bankrupt most people and typing all of this was a waste of time you type and calculate, pls like :)

  • Blundel03
    Blundel03 2 months ago

    Lmfao I was half expecting the pizza man to end the call 1/4 of the way

  • player1456 6
    player1456 6 4 weeks ago (edited)

    when your phone is 1%

  • [CK9C] ChaoticCanineCulture
    [CK9C] ChaoticCanineCulture 1 year ago

    Well what a coincidence ;) We might be going to the same pizza party.

  • ReNNN Usmani
    ReNNN Usmani 1 month ago

    Hello? Can you here me? Yeah Very good! What?

  • !gaming ghost!
    !gaming ghost! 3 weeks ago

    I'll have two number 9's A number 9 Large A number 6 with extra dip Two number 45's, one with cheese And a large soda.

  • KevFlogTM
    KevFlogTM 1 month ago (edited)

    I download thies song this song is sickkkk

  • A Snack
    A Snack 1 month ago

    next time call a real pizza place

  • Anass Attik
    Anass Attik 1 month ago

    Vsauce rapping???

  • El Jizu
    El Jizu 1 month ago

    Only a idiot thinks it's an actual call.

  • Shawn Jawanda
    Shawn Jawanda 1 month ago

    Someone’s hungry

  • DetectiveOG
    DetectiveOG 2 months ago

    You shoulda said "Can I get a boneless pizza."